M.A.D (Monthly Addict Dump) Turds

 

Steve Ass Strain
(M.A.D Turd)

Hand painted polyresin figurine comes compleate with log book....( and muscle) 

Biography

Stone Bowelled Steve Ass Strain is the meanest Son of a Bum to ever enter the Squared Circle Some call him vulgar and foul mouthed but he knows how to work it out at the arena, tossing beer into the crowd when celebrating his victories. Now he has just one motto- Don’t Trust Any Turd!

  Price
£12.00
 

Napoolian Blownafart

Napoolian Blownafart
(M.A.D Turd)

Hand painted polyresin figurine comes compleate with log book.  

Biography

The Assmoral of the Merde Stinken leaves others sh*twrecked by blowing them apart, literally. Napoolian’s flatulent talent does have its down side however. Problems arise when he slips out a silent one gasing his sh*tmates, leaving him to sail on all alone.

 

  RRP
£12.00
  Out Of Stock

Smells Angel

Smells Angel
(M.A.D Turd)

Hand painted polyresin figurine comes compleate with log book....( and attitude) 

Biography

A doorman at the chocolate starfish and general security guard, this guy loves life! He isn't happy unless he is up to his elbows in grease and lubricant, working on his beloved 'Bog Hog', or skidding round the pan leaving smear tracks as he goes.

  RRP
£12.00
  Out Of Stock
 


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